let’s play a game called “how much of this homework can i do in school tomorrow”
"this is awkward" yeah NOW it is since you just said that you dumb boring fuck
*walks out of the movie theater and it’s still daytime* what the fuck
eh whatever it’ll be fine
*walks into starbucks* lemme get uh spaghetti bolognese macchiato
"sir we don’t serve that"
don’t bullshit me i saw the secret menu on instagram